RNY causes mild retardation

Bruce Jr.
on 7/23/08 4:17 am - Collingwood, Canada

Medical studies show that RNY causes mild retardation (and also raises the rate of skin cancer 1000%). Other large scale studies have shown that there is a high IQ prevalence among DSers and in many cases (though far from all) the development of an ability to walk on water.

Lets see if Carlos is right...

high 47BMI/360lbs, now @ goal since 1.25 years post DS 23.5BMI/187lbs
"Faith is not the answer, it only stops you from asking the questions"- Frater Ravus

DS Facts
on 7/23/08 4:21 am

DS on 03/05/08

You forgot DSers can leap tall buildings and have lazers coming out their eyes! How could you forget that!

~ Bev

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Tabetha A.
on 7/23/08 4:22 am - Ajax, Canada

RNY on 08/14/07

Because it's the RNY way... I refuse to correct your misinformation!

Natasha B.
on 7/23/08 4:22 am - North Bay, Canada

DS on 08/13/08

OMG REALLY???

Thank god I chose the DS.... ;)

(deactivated member)
on 7/23/08 4:29 am - Barrie, Canada

RNY on 04/11/07

Of course with the DS you get the small stick-like body but the head swells and casts a shadow to prevent the skin cancer.

Head on a toothpic baby!

Natasha B.
on 7/23/08 4:32 am - North Bay, Canada

DS on 08/13/08

Thank GOD my head will swell to prevent the skin cancer....

I am already at high risk for skin cancer - WOW Ed and Mark you are Both full of usefull information!!

(deactivated member)
on 7/23/08 4:34 am - Barrie, Canada

RNY on 04/11/07

Don't forget as a DSer you will have the super power of clearing a room (and not just with your personality) and running super fast because of the 'jet-propulsion' ;)