OT: Best Menopausal Question

Best Menopause Question Ever

Question: 
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light 
bulb? 
 
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.. 
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the dumb light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER 
THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! 
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! 
 
I'm sorry. What was the question?

Sorry, everryone!

I just got this and forgot WHO sent it til after I'd posted..and yes.....a treasure from Eileen...sorry, now I don't know HOW to delete it...sheesh..I'm SO blonde!

It was from me ... actually from my sister-in-law Margaret. I thought it was hilarious.

 I think it is hilarious  ... now..... but not when I went through it.....

Millie

 Love this!!!!

I went thought it - back out of it and you know what

It's still true - even without the raging hormones!!!  Try living in a house full of teens and 2 dogs and nobody seems to notice !#

But oh so funny for sure

Well though I am 61..started my periods at 11......that was really early in them thar days...I never did go thru menopause like all my friends.....no red cheeks.....no hot flashes......no PMS.....ever.