kitty kitty ammendment
And then this morning, I was folding sleeping bags from when the kids were here and I noticed that Kitty was not liking me around the sleeping bag. Well, guess what? You got it, mouse number two went running across the room and I ran down the hall and made dh get up and come into the living room and search for the mouse. He said, you should have let me put the posion out and I reminded him that we have grands and I am not going to put that stuff out until they are old enough to not put things in their mouth and he said, they are never out of your sight and I said but my eyes get blurry sometimes and he said you woke me up for a freaking mouse and I said and a cricket and about that time, he noticed the bowl in the floor that was covering a cricket. BTW, my kitty ate the legs off of a cricket and I said what is that and I swear it's eyes moved and I made my husband squi**** to get it out of its misery.
Kitty has been watching way too many violent movies.

this apt had resident crickets and they were hugamungous- at least 3-4 inches long some of em!!!!
my kitty was soooo young that i wanted to close her in to the bedroom at night so i would know she was with me and not out carousing in the living room or poor excuse for a kitchen....so--i would shut the door and almost run to hop into bed and she would pounce on me- sometimes i wasn't sure if it was her or a cricket--story is stupid but the crickets were
huge!!!!!!!
one day i came in from work and she was batting around a toy- how cute!!! sounded like a wadded up cigarette pack !!! it was a dead cricket!!!!!
honest to goodness i am not lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
- E. B. White
