Fun with acronyms

My BMI is too high, I use a CPAP for my OSA and take a PPI for my GERD, so I'll take a plane from YYZ to SAN, cross into MEX and get a VSG. I'm anxious to experience some SV's and NSVs. OMG I'm going to be A-OK. Can you dig it?  LOL !!.... OK, I'm a retired I.T. guy and I couldn't help myself! Can't wait to be sleeved on Sept 26.  Cheers!

 Oh, how I wish I had some clever reply! Thanks for putting a big smile on my face! 

Cute! Looking forward to seeing you on the losers' bench!!

Very funny. The best thing though is that I understand what you wrote.
Congratulations on your surgery date. Keep us posted on your journey.
Best Wishes,
Brenda

>5.  You will be on the 'Loser's Bench' ASAP.  Cheers 'backatcha'!

ROTFLMAO!!! 

Not to mention what surgery will do for your CHOL, LDL, HDL, TRIG, and possibly your HgbA1c, FSBS, BNP, and HSCRP.  Your will TY : )
Congrats on your surgery, hope all goes well for you!
I'm in healthcare, BTW.... love acronyms, too!  TTFN