Seymore_Moon
Just try going through life smelling your own rear..it aint easy.. Iam the butt of all the jokes... pardon the pun.
Let me tell you a little about myself. My name is Seymore. Some people call me MR. Dumas. My wife's name is Clita.. I have three kids , Dumb, Smart and Wise.
I have a problem with crack and bad breath. I am full of bad habits, it isn't unusual for me to smoke cigars. Some people call me tight, but frankly I just think I am frugal.