25 Reasons for WLS

Feb 13, 2009

My friend shared this with me and wanted to save it here. Love her list.

Why I decided to have weightloss surgery...   1. I want a lululemon hoodie   2. I don't have to worry when flying about invading the space of the person next to me   3. I actually WANT to buy a bike, ride it and not worry about people looking at my fat ass   4. Smaller size = more clothing shopping choices   5. I have always wanted to be called "statuesque"   6. I just want to be categorized as "within normal range" size wise   7. I want to wear my boyfriend's shirts to bed   8. I want to wear a swimsuit with less fear   9. I want to be able to do reverse cowgirl more easily   10. I want to do yoga and not feel like I have to be in the back row so no one stares at my ass   11. I want to be more active and not worry about my face getting red   12. I don't ever want to go through the pre-op rigamarole about my weight EVER again   13. I want to my sassiness back - I want to walk in a room and "own" it again   14. I want to protect my health as I get older   15.  I don't want to go to a restaurant or somewhere in public and worry about how I look sitting in certan chairs   16. I want to take dance lessons and not have it be embarrassing or impossible   17. I want to buy lots and lots of pretty new underwear and bras   18. I don't want to worry about what angle photos of me are taken from   19. I want to be a hot MILF or cougar   20. I just don't want to hear "fat" jokes in movies or on TV and cringe any more   21. I don't want to made fun of in public by nasty little teenagers (but, hey, they will just find something else to pick at!!!)   22. I want to go on adventures and not be afraid to try things   23. I want to be able to sit in someone's lap   24. I know I can't do it on my own. I have tried and failed. I don't want to fail at it any more.   25. I want to depend on friends and family for emotional support, not chocolate.

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