this is a terrible diet for pre and post op wls ppl.

I like straws, and no quack is going to convince me of the silliness like you stated above.  The doc's office tells me silliness like this and I always tell them to go tell that to someone more gullible.  If our stomaches would explode from drinking bubbles or from a straw then they'd rip open from eating learn protein, or sharp crackers, or think up an example.  Our stomachs can handle very spicy hot things, sharp things, heavy things, cold things, and so on, I'm certain bubbles and air from straws are not going to cause me issues.  People make up some of the weirdest things to keep us from gaining weight.  In my personal opinion docs tell us these things to keep us from drinking sodas for example. 

Hiatus Hernia Diet- foods more likely and less likely to trigger symptoms

There are certain foods that irritate hiatal hernia. If you or someone you know has been diagnosed with a hernia, consider that any foods that are highly acidic or that can make the esophageal sphincter weak should be avoided. The list below covers some of the foods that irritate hiatal hernia.

• Oranges, lemons, grapefruit
• Chocolate
• Fried foods, including fried chicken
• Garlic and onions
• Spicy foods
• Peppermint and spearmint
• Tomato-based foods, such as spaghetti sauce or chili
• Coffee, tea, alcohol, and carbonated beverages
• Whole mil**** cream, and creamed foods
• Oil and butter
• Pickles

While it may seem like you are limited in food choice because of a hiatal hernia, the truth is, there is still a lot you can eat. The food items listed below are less likely to trigger symptoms in those who have hiatal hernia.

• Bananas
• Apples
• Green beans, peas, carrots, and broccoli
• Low-fat or skim milk
• Low-fat yogurt
• Grain such as bran, oatmeal, cereals, rice, crackers
• Lean chicken and fish
• Pretzels, rice cakes, graham crackers
• Baked potato chips
• Low-fat sweets

Thanks

I had a beer last night.  Maybe not the greatest thing to do calorie wise but pouring it over a glass of ice was oh so nice.  No problems and did not even feel the affects of the alcohol.  Only had one where I was safe and sound at home.    Love beer over ice and a dash or 2 of salt.