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It doesn't matter what they call us, we will come running with cookies and tons of love. We had our first one just before Christmas, a little boy. LOVE HIM! And it's so strange to see your baby holding a baby. Congrats on your little ones!
Maybe that is why I love Nana, doesn't have that bun, rocking chair visual 
I have heard that several times, my cousin says her little ones call her that. Too cute!
I have cable and saw a special on this once. When is your night to be with your sister wife Amy? Do you have separate nights with each of your wives or do you all have a group night? They didn't show that on the cable show.
LAP RNY 10.21.13 Pounds lost by month: 1: 34 2: 25 3: 16 4: 12 5: 7 6: 18 7: 10 8: 8 9:15 10:10 11: 10 12: Total so far: 190! pounds
I 
that Goodie is a very precious name given by a little angel!
Married 25 years to a great man. He knocked me up real good and then we got married at the courthouse when I was 3 months pregnant. I wore a black dress. My aunt, who used to be a "hostess" at a hotel (but lemme tell ya, a LOTTA men knew her everywhere we went... no judgment) sat and "whispered" about how shameful it was that I wore a BLACK dress to my own wedding. It was all I could hear... her stage whispers about, "My GOD. She's wearing a BLACK dress! WHY is she wearing that black dress?! Who told her that was okay?" I was pregnant. To wear white would be a damn filthy lie.
My dad had a shotgun and stood guard at the entrance to the courtroom. I don't think he actually had the shotgun loaded. Or even if he did, he probably wouldn't have used it if my groom had tried to run. Luckily, my groom knew I put out, so he stuck around.
Six months later, our son showed up. He's a great kid. Takes after my husband.
We have had a ****load of cats over the years. And some fish, but I always worry about the fish dying, so I don't have any now. Who needs that kind of trouble? Not me.
Oh, and my husband and I thought we were married only 24 years this past anniversary, but then our kid informed us otherwise. I told him in Jerry Springer-style, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out." No one talks back to me and gets away with it, dammit.
Avoid kemmerling, Green Bay, WI
I met the real Kevin Bacon in the late 80s... right after Footloose came out. He didn't dance nearly as much as I had imagined he would. Since we were at the O'Hare airport in Chicago, I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised that he just sat there. But I was disappointed, nonetheless. I did my best John Lithgow impersonation, telling him that dancing wasn't allowed at that airport in an attempt to goad him into dancing, but I was only a teenager, so that didn't work as well as I had imagined, either. My voice lacked that authoritative timbre that middle aged preachers seem to have. I screamed, "Let's hear it for the boy, Ren!" right in his face. He seemed to enjoy it. It was a lot of fun, overall.
The only part of this story that is true is that I really did meet Kevin Bacon at O'Hare airport. Josh Homme is a storyteller. I like that about him. I like to tell stories sometimes, too.
Avoid kemmerling, Green Bay, WI
I, too, have the "moist" aversion. :full body shudder:
LAP RNY 10.21.13 Pounds lost by month: 1: 34 2: 25 3: 16 4: 12 5: 7 6: 18 7: 10 8: 8 9:15 10:10 11: 10 12: Total so far: 190! pounds
