Ode to hemroids

d_mac682
on 10/1/12 7:25 am - Gilbert, AZ

RNY on 04/26/12

Oh hemroids how that I hate you! Why do you play this mean game with me? I start to feel good and do more, and you decide to end it all for me. I hate you more than anything else in life.

You make sitting down painful, and you make standing up painful. Oh and how I hate your friend the anal itch!! What an evil tag team you both are. I hate that you wake me up from a nice nights rest and keep me turning in pain. I hate you like Mr. Clean hates dirt! You truly are a pain my @$$! I hate walking around like something is stuck up my butt, and at times there is something up my butt.

I hate you too Preperation H!!!!!! Why is that you make me smell like a pizza and make me feel like I am leaking or oozong? Damn you hemroids

Annie_Anaba
on 10/1/12 7:41 am

RNY on 08/27/12

OMG!! I couldnt have said it better myself! You made me laugh and I thought I wouldnt be doing that today. I'm sorry your butt hurts, maybe ask someone who loves you to kiss it and make it better....LMAO! I couldnt resist. Hope you feel better.

devalissh
on 10/1/12 8:43 am - TX

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am on the pre-op diet and its driving me nuts all the going I am doing it. and don't get me started on the itching.......

d_mac682
on 10/1/12 9:33 am - Gilbert, AZ

RNY on 04/26/12

So the question now is, do you scratch it in public or not? I mean, it has to be addressed right?

madeformore
on 10/1/12 12:20 pm - MN

RNY on 06/21/12

After baby #3 last year, I had to have a hemorrhoidectomy. Completely uncomfortable recovery for about 6 weeks but such a relief (literally) to not have to deal with the issue anymore! You have my sympathy!!

Amy

HW: 270 SW: 245 CW: 172 GW: 160 then we'll see