ALMOST MY B-DAY

Jul 31, 2011

HEY OH FAMILY WHAT'S UP WELL ITS TWO DAYS TIL MY BIRTHDAY AND TO KEEP IT REAL I FEEL LIKE SUGAR, HONEY, ICED TEA FOR MY SISTAS AND BROTHERS A LITTLE SLOWER THAN OTHERS (S.H.I.T.) . I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FIVE WEEKS AND 1 DAY POST OP ON MY BIRTHDAY INSTEAD IM SITTING HERE STILL NOT ON THE LOSERS BENCH AND FALLING OFF THE DAMN WAGON ALL TOGETHER WHEN IT COMES TO MY FOOD CHOICES LATELY. LUCKILY MY PARTNER WAS SENT TO ME STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN NOTHING ELSE COULD EXPLAIN OUR RELATIONSHIP EXCEPT GOD HAS MERCY ON ALL HIS CREATURES AND SOMETIMES HE GIVES US HIS ANGELS BECAUSE HE KNOW WE ARE WEAK AT THE TIME AND CANT DO IT WITHOUT HIS HELP. I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND TO THINK WE WERE FRIENDS SINCE 13 AND WAITED UNTIL WE WERE IN OUR MID TWENTIES TO HOOK UP IS JUST AMAZING.
    BUT BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND I GO SEE MY SURGEON THE THE 17TH OF AUGUST OMG THIS MAN BETTTER HAVE ME ALREADY SCHEDULED FOR A DATE WHEN I STEP FOOT IN HIS OFFICE BECAUSE IF NOT I WILL BE LEAVING LIMPING CAUSE MY OTHER FOOT WILL BE PLANTED FIRMLY IN HIS ASS TO SAY THE LEAST!!!!!!  THOSE OF YOU, IF ANYBODY IS READING THIS KNOW WHY I AM SO HOSTILE ABOUT THE SITUATION!!!!!!!!
    I DONT THINK I EVEN REALIZED HOW EXCITED I WAS ABOUT MAKING THIS CHANGE BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY AND NOW IM GONNA SEE ANOTHE ONE COME AND GO AS THE BIG GIRL (STILL SEXY AS HELL IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF)  BUT YET AND STILL OVER 300LBS. AND THIS IS JUST NOT COOL. OK I HAD MY RANT FOR THE EVENING NOW TO HIT THE BOARDS AND FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE ELSE.

0 Comments