“Dear Diet” And 14 Other Memorable Quotes
May 17, 201314 Inspirational, Memorable, and Motivating Diet and Weight Loss Quotes
1. "Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I can't stand cheating on you. Let's break up."-Author Unknown
2. "When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!" -Jillian Michaels
3. "Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life." -Phillip C. McGraw
4. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" -Author Unknown
5. "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." -Author Unknown
6. "I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."-Joe E. Lewis
7. "Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good." -Beth McCollister
8. "To lengthen your life, shorten your meals."-Proverb
9. “Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!” -Karl Lagerfeld
10. “The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.”-Andy Rooney
11. "It took more than a day to put it on, it will take more than a day to take it off."-Author Unknown
12. "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."-Orson Welles
13. "I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting."-William Powell
14. "I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some."-Suzanne Somers