Good Morning. Design your own

MajorMom
on 2/11/13 6:57 pm - VA

You know those aprons with a message, such as Kiss the Cook and Never Trust a Skinny Chef...or Stand Back!  Mom is cooking and she's not happy about it...  

Design your own slogans for your and your hubby's / SO's apron.

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Mine:

DO NOT ask me again how long before it's ready!  

Yes, I tasted it before I served it. I'm not happy about it either.

Shut up and eat! I don't care if it is still squirming.

 

Hubby's:

Yes, dear.

Honk if you're turned on by a man in the kitchen.

It's not done until it's smokin' hot!  {[wink, wink, wink...sappy grin}

 

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Candy V.
on 2/11/13 8:48 pm - MI
RNY on 09/12/12

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lerkhart
on 2/12/13 12:37 am

I only have one idea and it is for my apron to DH.

 

DO NOT BRING POTATO CHIPS BACK INTO THIS HOUSE!!!!!!

 

 

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Roz !!!!
on 2/12/13 1:37 am - Butler, PA

DD#3 got her boyfriend one for Christmas and he loved it. He likes Samurai wrestlers so it says "can u smell whaat the samurai is cooking".

They have already agreed that he is going to do the cooking and she is going to do the laundry after they get married.

Mine would probably say....When I say it's done you are suppose to come!  It makes me so mad when no one acknowledges me when I yell  "dinner's done". 

 

Roz

God is walking with me every step of the way. Because of HIM this is possible!!

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Huneypie
on 2/12/13 2:11 am - London, United Kingdom
DS on 07/24/12

They're funny.  I've been pondering about getting DH this one (pic below) http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/the3blondebears/product/pe rsonalised-definition-adult-apron

Personalised Dictionary Definition Apron

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