Jan I hope you are doing well.
and here are a few get well laughs to see you through this.
ONE FOR THE GIRLS
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep...
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please Take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me
young.
And Thank you Dear Lord, for all that you have done.
FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMEN
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. it is important that none of those men meet any of the others!
FOOT NOTE:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.