Kathy P.
I NEED TO STUFF
Jun 14, 2009
Let me preface this post by stating that I am thrilled I had my RNY! I feel amazing, and with the occasional "weird thing" happening, the past four months have been physically uneventful.I take my measurements, and am shrinking.... which brings with it JOY, as well as it's own set (or pair) of problems. You see, the "sista's" are shrinking at an alarming rate. I just purchased three new bra's about one month ago. And noticed today, when slipping on a tank top, that "they" are hanging a little loose in the bra!
Bra's are expensive! So, I brainstormed (with myself) some ways to help the current brassiere's to last a bit longer.
1) I could revert back to what I did in the 8th grade, and Stuff with
However, in the 8th grade, I got caught, and humiliated. I didn't realize the cardboard roll was sticking out from under my arm pit. Luckily my family moved that summer. 2) Second idea was an easy one! My DH has a true "man's garage". Having worked for Chevy for over 30 years, and restoring old cars and boats. AND fixing everthing around, whether it needs to be fixed or not, there is always plenty of duct tape on hand. So, I experimented with making a "Body Slimmer".
Cheaper than those name brands at Macy's. AND LADIES, I'M TELLING YOU...YOUR MAN...HE WILL BE IMPRESSED!! Add a velcro stip to hold the remote contrl, which HE always misplaces, and you have a NEW AND SEXY piece of Lingerie! A BONUS ! ! If I want to avoid alien mind probes, I got it covered with the matching tin foil hat! 
3) Lastly, I figured the "girls" are going to need ongoing support to be standing at attention. So maybe I could revert back to the late 1980's like this:
OKAY, OKAY, maybe not. I just want an inexpensive way to "hoist the gals up", not set off metal detectors OR poke someone's eye out (even an alien's).
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Port Orchard, WA
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26.5
BMI
Surgery
02/09/2009
Surgery Date
Dec 23, 2008
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