WOW's All Around ME

Jun 05, 2009

First I got into an argument with a drunk male at the lake while trying to load kayaks onto my truck. I just had a problem believing I was blocking the driveway area. I mean I guess if you are blocking something a drunk should not be able to pull up next to you and yell (in heavy slur) "your stupid truck is blocking the driveway" Call me stupid but hey he had plenty of room to pull a large truck and boat trailer up next to my car and not hit me or my trailer so WTF. Well needless to say, I was hot and tired because I had (WOW moment #1) kayaked from one side of the lake to the other. I argued with this drunk person. (WOW moment #2) he called me every name in the book except a fat B*tch. WOW WOW WOW. He did drive past my car to get his boat from the lake and got his trailer stuck on a cement divider though.

WOW moment #3 I am now considered OBESE not morbidly obese, not significant obese. I am just plain old obese WAHOOEY!! Dance me a lil jig.

WOW moment #4 Last weekend I gardened for 6 straight hours. Used a sod cutter and cut a 125x 12 foot garden. My sister, nephew and I lifted the heavy sod rolls and filled in a large area of bald areas in my back yard.

WOW moment #5 occurred today I had to tie my shoe. I was standing up so I brought my foot up to my thigh (did I say I was standing up?) and I tied my shoe. Could have died and went to heaven...sigh... life is good

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