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Current mood: drained

1-while driving pace a car that has their window down and run your washer fluid and wipers.
2-when you are in a drive thru line continually beep your horn everytime the person is trying to order.
3-walk behind someone and kick the back of their heels
4-flick your chew on public hand rails.
5-cut nipple holes in somebodys shirts
6-continually stare at a particular part of someones face/body when you talk to them
7-be a close talker
8- laugh inapropriately loud at something mildly funny
9-laugh real loud when someone is telling you something serious
10-randomly accuse people in public of farting.
11-wet willys
12-when someone suggests something make a huge deal about how dumb their idea is
13-when someone is real happy about something they just bought tell them its dumb and you hate it.
14. do this only to someone who is really fucked up or it probabl;y wont work- take a lighter and start fiddling with it for a couple of minutes then ACT like you are sniffing the flame at a close range then look bewildered and say "thats crazy the flame smells like _______ (put in whatever you want). Then whe the dumbass sniffs the flame they will singe their nose hairs. I think is one of my favorites (sorry Cesar!)
15. Everytime a particular person talks to you keep a look of disgust on your face.
 more to come.....

i went with some friends went to Big bear. I now know why its such a secluded place-everyman up there looks like charles Manson and the women look just as hot. There we were in some crowded ass Karaoke bar full of Natural Ice beer drinkers and I'm guessin about 20 eight balls of dope with nowhere to sit when finally this "man" and his "woman" next to us leave their stools, so I hurry up and take one. not a big deal thats usually the way things go in crowds. But wait! let me describe these particular ppl to you. the man is about 5'2 with hair like Garey Busey's mug shot except its being held captive by this dirty,brown pimp hat-yes it even had a feather. Thats just his good points. now this white trash "pimp"had one of the most fucked up grills I have seen. he only had sparse bunches of teeth they were either black/tan or they actually had spots much like dominoes! (thus the title) Oh I forgot about his scraggly beard with small pieces of ??? in it (i'm guessin a few crumbs of spam or maybe some vienna sausages?) and his "queen" had deep lines in her face (obviously from multiple decades of meth use) but she was dressed apropriately wearing some dirty jeans and a ragedy old leather jacket-I'm sure back in its hay day that jacket was cool but now it looked alot like her -all dirty and leathery with a lot of wrinkles. Well  about 3 crappy Karaoke singers later this little broke pimp wannabe comes up to me lookin like pig pen on a mission tellin me "I dont wanna be a dick , but those are our seats!" WTF? mothafucker, you can't even take on hygiene how the fuck you think you can take on a 5'9 big girl?now I know crack can make you do some stupid shit but seriously.... well after pointing out to him that he had already left his spot I could see that he was about to get real upset (I wasnt trying to get in a scuffle with a miniature crackhead) so I waited for a second for him to walk away then I moved ( I wasnt about to hop up for someone i know I could take)I watched as he went to go tell his little group of local pieces of shit. We eventually got ran out by the vocally rancid singers but seriously that dirty little man is an excellent representation of the fine folks of big bear. Ok to be fair not everyone was like him but at the bowling alley they were. The city is nice but the locals are totally san bernardino-shop-in-food-for-less-at-midnight type of folks.Although we had fun and it snowed!

my trip to vegas this summer.
Well first we were bored just cruising around in the casino and so we went on a the hunt for where the telethon was being filmed.  we found out how to get to go in which was kind of funny cuz for some reason the telethon crew acted like we were at the air port and had to be cautious about how ANYONE can be a terrorist because we were wanded, then they made us give up cell phones, then they warned us that if we were to take a picture they would actually take the camera from us! why? incase we exploit Jerry Lewis or Ed Mc Mahon? Isnt that what that whole telethon thing is about? I mean they show clip after clip of those poor  bastards cruising around in their wheelchairs and show them doing their physical therapy and make them talk about -while crying of course -how they are going to die....FOR MONEY! do you see why I was so confused? so anyways, we get thru security then stand in line, well actually there was only one person in front of us and I think she may have been under the influence.She kept turning around to me while we were in line and walking into the show and dancing and throwing her hands in my face. I wanted to choke her out but I didnt want anyone to think poorly of me. So there we were getting ready to be seated when it hit me...Holy shit this fucking bleacher is shaking and rocking and there are about 1000 fat asses jumping on it to the beat of brick house. Oh and there was more wrinkled genetalia and bald heads than you can shake a stick at. It was amusing because it kinda looked like active treatment time at a convelescent home with all the seniors and ppl in wheelchairs rollin with their 32" chrome wheels. But they must have been poor cuz none of the MDA sufferers didnt have any spinners.(i kid i kid) once we were seated I thought "alright this is gonna rock! with live music and all the famous ppl " boy was I fuckin wrong. Ok there were 2 acts that were good but it did get a little freaky when this family came up to talk about how their lives have been changed since the husband was stricken with MD cuz at the end he announced how THEY ARE EXPECTING!? either 1) that bitch was freaky or B)somebody might be a good contestant on the show Cheaters. Husband-"Honey why does little Chad have dark skin and curly hair?" wife-"Because of all the medications you are on sweethart. but dont worry I dont blame you one bit".
The telethon was turning into the Maury Povich show(he is the one who shows a lot of ppl with odd medical issues)
You know I am torn between to ways of thinking about "charity". one is, it shouldnt matter why you donate or who knows because they charity gets the money regardless and it helps out. But the other way is If you seek acknowledgement or appraisal for your action than it cancels out any good you just did. Here is an example the show staff would flash applause signs and wave their arms at us everytime some representative came on and made a spectacle of themselves by having a huge presentation about them donating money. now dont get me wrong they were all like million dollar donations but the association would have benefitted from the money the same if it were just shipped over to the headquarters. Shouldnt we just automatically help those in need? well after about 45 mins we bailed cuz it was boring.
Oh , and I think Ed Mc Mahon and Jerry Lewis were sipping embalming fluid during the breaks cuz even with all their make up they made George Burns look like Ashton Kutcher. and I swear I saw about 5 vultures circling the stage through the whole show. Ok I have to go to Gorilla Mask Forum now and add their names to my "whose gonna die in 2007" list ttyl!

this shit is crazy ....

Ok here is a list of some weird shit I have seen. Now I might be forgetting a few but I will add as things are remembered.
2 90 year old men fighting in wheelchairs
one client shit on the floor and the client next to her pop it in their mouth
while on a tour bus of san francisco we were in the castro and I saw a really fat business man and a really fat biker guy holding hands crossing the street
My friend dan snort a line of crushed caffeine pills
a movie about beastiality and necrophilia and beasty-necrophilia
the movie Pink Flamingos-thank you John Waters I will be sending you my psychiatry bill
my parents having sex
a 3 legged dog
midget tossing
while out to eat I saw a guy get up and walk around while his pants and shirt were being devoured by his own ass
a prolapsed rectum
a prolapsed uterus
a head with a circumference so big most ppls arms couldnt fit around it
a man playing his tambourine with both hands while driving with his knees in an 82' hatch back covered in jesus stickers
a 6'9 (or taller) transvestite coming out of the ladies room...at a gay club though
a guy with a hunch back and only his thumb and pinky finger on both hands
a robbery -while in frisco
a shooting/car accident in fontana
blood and flesh on the freeway while beeing directed through a crash scene
a man choking out his girlfriend while my Mom jumped on his back
a woman walk around with a long toilet paper tail with POOP on it
a hook arm
homeless ppl fighting
2 dirty tweakers steal from a thrift store in san dimas (thus my new name on myspace)
I saw a gangster who had been shot in the head lye down in the street and die (me and my cuzn Jan were driving to her house)

I love to blog cuz i am a loser and i talk too much BUT most of my blogs (that I like) are on my myspace page. so for entertainment purposes I decided to bring a few over. so here goes:

fucked up and funny

ok how many of you assholes reading this (and i say that cuz i pretty much only add my family and friends and almost all of them fit that descriptiion) think it's okay to laugh at something fucked up no matter how inapropriate as long as it is funny? Cyn,Eddie,Becki,Lisa and the rest I know this one hits home for you jerks so dont try to fake the funk bitches! When u leave a comment also give an example. I'll go first..................

I think the worst thing I laughed at was when I was about 12 and I was at Disneyland on that trolley that takes you all around the perimeter of the park, and we had stopped and this old lady was with her 4 year old grandson who thought it was his stop so he booked it off the trolley and the lady went waddeling after him. Well i guess there was an oil spot on the ground and all i saw was this poor old lady's feet in the air and the tops of her knee highs. So for some reason (cuz i can be an inconsiderate prick like that) I thought it was the funniest thing EVER. There I was laughing like Al Pacino in cape Fear...by MYSELF while everyone around us just stared at me in amazement. Ok now after the tears of laughter dried up and my stomach hurt too much to laugh anymore I realized how serious the situation really was and I felt like a piece of shit. However now, well everytime I picture it I start laughing again. Hey you guys think I still have a shot at Heaven?
p.s Cyn, yours and Eddie's opinion don't count.

There are so many cool ppl here. It's weird cuz some ppl are even way older or way younger but their personalities are similar (to mine). What I have noticed is that there are some ppl (namely this one person) who have felt so bad about themselves for so long they dont realize how gorgeous they are or how funny they are. it's very sad. They will have me rolling and i will be tinking "omg this person is so cool" and when I tell them them that they only want to put themselves down...but I understand I get like that too but i wont just tell someone something like that just to hear myself talk/text whatever LOL so if this applies to you...knock it off! ; )
((HUGZ)) me

ok so last night I hung out with 2 of my guy cousins. They are way cool. One is a stand up comedian but they are both in bands. They are really fun to hang out with. However, they are so fuckin dirty! OMG I hope I never have daughters cuz I would choke someone out if i heard them talking like that about her. Or for that reason, i am scared to ever be with someone else again, I mean I wouldn't want someone saying that stuff about me! LOL And you know whats funny is I have seen both of them around girls, even their own gf when they had them , and they act so sweet and considerate...shiiiit, those poor girls have NO idea what is really being said. LOL well at least they kept me laughing for hours.

yep thats right...I got the most prettiest new tongue ring. its blue with little clear rhinestones in it! that is all..

ok one day i was kickin it with friends getting wasted, I was about 18 or so and now I am 31. Holy crap where did the time go? I can't even go to a punk show cuz I am too old now LOL I swear in my head, I still think like I did when I was 21 but now I am only 9 years away from 40. I remember saying I cant wait for 6 more years when I am 21 and too think , I was 21 10 years agao! oh well I guess I should be happy, some ppl dont get to have another birthday right?

so today i was walking up some stairs in front of a crowded restaurant and BOOM me and all my llantas came crashing to the ground! LMAO! i was so embarrassed but all i could do was laugh. wth is wrong with me? thats twice in like a 2 week period. i think i will change my name to tipsy mc stagger